Randomly:
Harper: "Juliette is the LUCKIEST baby ever! She has a dog, the mostest toys ever, she has three sisters, and a brother!"
Me: "A brother?"
Harper: "Yeah, the one that got miscarriaged. We think that was a boy, right? Well, I guess it's more like an angel brother."
While driving past a large building in the Esic neighborhood:
"I can't tell if this is a school or a church or a house or an aftercare!"
After 4 completed days of Tutus Tuus [following approximately 4 months of arguing over wardrobes]:
Harper: "When I get older, I'm not gonna wear crop tops because I want to be like Jesus and He covered His body."
Scarlett: "No He didnt, Hawpa! I can see His nipples on the cwoss!"
Juliette, Harper, me: .....
Randomly:
Harper: "Why can't we have more than one mom?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Harper: "Like if we were born in the 1900s, wouldn't we be born to like five moms?"
Me: .....[#BRB, let me see if I have one mom or five...]
After checking out [with a few things] at Aldi:
"$58??!?! That's A LOT of dollars just to get groceries!"
Randomly:
Harper: "Why are gnomes dumb?"
Me: "Dumb? I didn't know they were..."
Harper: "Well they just sit with their hats down snoozin' all day..."
Randomly:
"Did you know we know everyone? All our cousins, friends, besties, aunts, uncles, grandparents......"
While pulling up to Goodwill donation bins:
Me: "Oh wow, that guy is donating his golf clubs!"
Harper: "Well he looks old, he looks like he doesn't want to golf anymore."
After watching an episode of The Chosen:
"I wonder how many days it takes to write a Bible?"
While driving to a bridal shower:
Me: "Oops! I forgot my rings... Oh, well."
Harper: "Well that's no big deal, people know you're married...........since you have kids and everything."
Me: .....
Randomly:
Harper: "If you and Dad break up, I would be SO MAD at you, because I wouldn't want to have two houses and two sets of stuff. But people don't really break up anymore like they used to."
Me: .....
While driving home from all-inclusive seats at a Cardinals game:
Me: "Does anybody have a tummy ache from eating a lot of junk food?"
Harper: "Excuse me, ma'am! I did not eat a LOT of junk food. I just ate the popcorn...and the brownie...and the hot dog...and the nachos...and the Sprite. So yeah, that's all I ate."
Me, Brian: .....
Randomly while driving:
"Mommy, why are all the towns like Edwardsville and Belleville and Collinsville named after Cruella [DeVil]?"
While talking about adoration:
"You know at adoration how Jesus just sits in that little circle thing? You know that's not just like a piece of bread in there, it's actually Jesus smiling at you!"
After picking up Arabella from the groomer:
"I don't even care if she rubs her butt on me now, because all her jingleberries [dingleberries] are trimmed off!"






































































