After finishing a brownie:
"Mommy, I forgot what does an ice cweam [cream] bar taste yike?"
In anticipation of family vacation:
"Mommy, are you ah-cited for bay-cation? ...Because I am! But pob-ee [probably] it will take foreva' to get 'dere."
While putting a Band-Aid on her hand:
"Where is my boo-boo?! I fink 'dere used to be one right here..."
As Juliette was crying while getting into her carseat before church:
"I guess Ju-wee-ette is 'cared [scared] to go to church because she doesn't want to be bwessed [blessed] or sumping."
After Juliette had a blowout:
Scarlett: "Why does Ju-wee-ette have dia-wee-uh [diarrhea]?"
Harper: "Scarlett, that isn't diarrhea, it's just the way babies' poop is because they can't have poops like us because their buttholes are too small."
Scarlett: "Oh."

While dragging Juliette's baptism gown across the floor:
"Mommy, is this your wedding dress?"
While playing church with a slew of stuffed animals:
"OKKKKK, EVERYONE, get down on yo' knees!"
While watching Juliette nurse:
"Awe [are] you feeing her? DON'T FEED HER! She is just gonna poop in her dia-puh!"

Randomly:
Scarlett: "Mommy, I wish I was a grown up."
Me: "Oh, really? Why?"
Scarlett: "Because 'DEN you would be a gwanma [grandma]!"
As Juliette was nursing:
Scarlett: "Ju-wee-ette yikes yo' boobies!"
Brian: "So does Daddy..."
Scarlett: "But Mommy, 'DAT is so silly, Daddy isn't a baby!"
Me: .....

Randomly:
"Mommy, Daddy dwinks [drinks] a WOT [lot] of bee-yuhs [beers], because he dwinks one, two, fee, four, five. And a wot of bee-yuh is NOT HEL-FEE [healthy] because he should drink water instead."
Randomly, 5 days into quarantine [with 9 more to go!]:
"I bet my teacha [teacher] is missing me!"
Every 10 minutes [seemingly] during our 2-week quarantine:
Scarlett: "Mommy, do I have COVID?"
Me: "No."
Scarlett: "Does Haw-puh [Harper]?"
Me: "Yes."
Scarlett: "Oh."

While complain/pouting to Brian during quarantine:
"You awe [are] sick and Mommy is feeding 'da baby and Haw-puh [Harper] got in trouble so I have nobody to 'nuggle wif'..."
As Juliette is sleeping in her swing:
"It's nice for us to get a break from 'da baby! Because we are sick of taking care of 'da baby, right Mommy?"