While driving by a cemetery:
Me: "Those are called headstones, and there's the building where you go inside to pick out a headstone for the grave."
Harper: "So some day you pick that out for your family?"
Me: "Yes."
Harper: "So some day Scarlett and me will have to pick that out for you?"
Me: "Yes. But we might all four die together sometime, you just never know..."
Harper: "Soooo, I'm guessing Scarlett and me will last longer. 'Cause we aren't as old as you guys, so we'll definitely last a lot longer."

While passing a Mazda convertible:
"Look, a real race car!"
Scream/shouted on the drive home from Grammy and Papa's as Scarlett was wailing that her water spilled:
"SCARLETT! REMEMBER THAT GRAMMY GAVE YOU THREE M&M'S TO NOT FUSS ANYMORE TODAY? REMEMBER, SCARLETT??!?!"
After finding out she was going to be a big sister -- again!:
"Well, how do you know there's a baby in your tummy, anyway? And how did the baby get there, anyway?"

Stomp/reporting into the master bathroom one evening after I asked her to "watch" Scarlett while I took a quick shower:
"Daddy
took Sissy outside. I told him NOT to get her dirty because she just
had a bath. And I don't know if she has shoes or bug spray on or not!"
While looking at photos of 6-week fetuses on Google:
"Well, that kind of looks more like a dinosaur to me."
Randomly:
"Remember when we were at Mexico [La Casa, lol] and Sissy dropped her fork on the floor three times?! That was so crazy, but I was thinking we should go back to Mexico sometime!"
At the conclusion of an adorable song about Jesus:
Me: "Did you learn that song in music class at school?"
Harper: "Nope! No singing at school with COVID because little spit germs come out of your mouth and spread the virus to other people. So we just have to do music papers all year and just listen to songs and stuff, not really a lot of stuff to do that's really much music..."
At dinner:
"Do babies ever come out of your mouth, or only your tummy or vagina?"

At same said dinner ^^, as Scarlett was demanding to be spoon-fed:
Brian: "Scarlett, when the new baby comes, I'm gonna have to feed the baby and you're gonna have to feed yourself!"
Harper: "...Well DAD, you have two hands, you know..."
After lunch:
Me: "Man, my stomach hurts..."
Harper: "I bet it's because the baby is in there and he's so heavy that he's pulling your stomach down to your legs."
While driving by the Arch:
"Daddy! Remember you said some day you would take me up in an alligator [elevator] to get to the top of that cross [Arch]?"
After getting out of bed for the fifth time one evening:
Me: "Harper, get back in bed right now or you're losing your TV time after school tomorrow!"
Harper: "Knock knock, who's there?.....BRIDGET MAD PANTS."
After pulling out of McDonald's drive-thru for a RARE treat:
"Well you KNOW, Mom, you shouldn't be feeding the baby that junk food..."
Randomly:
"If I lose my first tooth during the day, I'm gonna get a little bit of toothpaste and clean it off so the Tooth Fairy will think it's nice!"
