Three days after having a flu shot, randomly:
"When you die do you still have to get flu shots in Heaven?"
After studying Christopher Columbus at school:
"He kept sailing and sailing and sailing and they had no airplanes so it took a hundred days. Then they came to a beautiful island and then they got out there and had a happily beautiful day! And then they stayed there for a hundred years, anyway..."
While driving to Grammy and Papa's:
Me: "Look at all the beautiful trees!"
Harper: "Yeah, but soon they'll be naked!"
Before Halloween:
Harper: "Alexa, has there been any punkins that light up on their own at Halloween?"
Alexa: "I'm sorry, I'm not sure."
Before school one morning:
"I think Sissy laid on the wrong side of the bed because she woke up realllllly cranky!"
While circling her wish list in the Amazon catalog:
"Will Santa give me all the things I want?"
As Brian was [very proudly] laying the very last tile on the kitchen backsplash:
"Daddy's wall looks HORRIBLE right now because of all that dust and splatters and mess and stuff..."
While watching a Christmas movie:
Me: "There's Mrs. Claus!"
Harper: "How do you know her name?"
Me: "It's Santa's wife."
Harper: "Wait! He's married?!? Why doesn't he have a ring on then?"
During dinner:
Harper: "Daddy, did you know that Bridget has an ex-boyfriend?! It was before I was born! And his name is ____!"
Brian: "Interesting..."
Randomly during December:
"Has Santa ever been sick and missed Christmas?"
Before bedtime:
"Mommy! If you touch Twinkle Toes's hat, he still moves at night time! Isn't THAT incredible for our elf?! 'Cause I'm sure no one else's elf does that."
On Christmas Eve:
"Where was Santa born? And what about the Easter Rabbit?"
On Christmas morning:
"The milk is gone...the cookies are gone...there are two notes and A MILLION presents!!!"
As she pulled more cheetah attire out of her stocking:
"I have been wanting a cheetah shirt for years!!!"
On the first snow day of the year [in February]:
"I can't believe we're having a snow day and it's not on Christmas Eve!"




















































